Best Video Game of 2014: Goat Simulator
Via arstechnica.com, the video game that is all but guaranteed to be the best game of 2014 will be released April 1:
The game has been crafted to put a lot of amusingly dumb maneuvers within easy, chainable reach, like headbutting an outdoor yoga class, or using your tongue to get stuck to a car ripping donuts in a hayfield. The entire game map is peppered with this sort of goat-approved nonsense, if you’re wondering.